Welcome to the Wanna Burger contact page!
We’re always happy to hear from our fellow burger lovers, even if you’re just here to say hi and chat about your favorite toppings. But if you have a more serious question or concern, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for interrupting our burger-eating frenzy.
Here are a few ways you can get in touch:
Carrier pigeon: We’re not sure how reliable this method is, but we’re willing to give it a shot. Just make sure your pigeon knows where to find us (hint: we’re usually hanging out near the grill).
Smoke signals: This is a great option if you’re trying to reach us from a distance. Just make sure you’re not accidentally signaling to a nearby BBQ joint – we don’t want any confusion.
Telepathy: If you’re really in tune with your burger-loving vibes, you might be able to send us a message through the power of your mind. We can’t guarantee we’ll receive it, but we’ll try to keep our minds open (and our mouths full).
Email: Okay, fine, we know this is the most practical option. You can reach us at email@example.com. We promise to respond as soon as we finish this burger (or the next one…or the one after that).
Thanks for stopping by, and happy burger-ing!
Talk to you soon!